Browsing through some blogposts in the miDoggy community I got inspired to write this little post about thoughts that Bobby probably never will have. Preparing this post was quite funny so I hope you enjoy it too 🙂
I will never beg for your attention.
Bathing time – my favourtie time of the month. I will walk voluntarily to the shower.
I would never make me heavy on purpose so that you have trouble picking me up. I have heavy bones.
You can keep your treats. I am so full I can’t even breathe.
Playing with other dogs is my favourte thing. Can we get a second dog? Please??
Shit on the pavement? I would never even sniff at it, let alone trying to eat it.
Please don’t cuddle me. You are destroying my look.
I have no problem with walking on wet grass.
I would never admire myself in a window.
Dogs shouldn’t catch flies and eat ants. Only frogs do that.
I am a party animal.
If you throw the ball I will fetch it. Promise!
I don’t mind being alone. In fact, you should work less often from home.
Ohhhw noooo you dropped my food on the ground. Now I can’t eat it anymore.
You left the room/house and I will not secretly jump on the couch.
Can we skip the walks today? I am really not in the mood.
Cats and rodents should have the same rights as me.
I hate noisy toys. Especially this weird turkey you are always buying for me. I keep playing with it because I don’t wanna hurt your feelings.
I would never wake you up in the morning to get your attention.
I prefer to sleep alone – downstairs in the livingroom.
